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Finding Nemo
Sound boring.
It's from the makes of Toy Story.
Oh! Oh! Okay, so this will be the cause of Christmas toy mayhem this year?
Probably. Pixar return with this CGI animated movie.
Is it a (gasp!) buddy movie.
Yes. Yes it is.
Original. Pixar must be branching out.
Oh, the biting cynicism. Yes, Finding Nemo is another Pixar buddy movie
comedy, this time set underwater amongst the fishies.
So plenty of CGI bubble malarkey.
And some seriously scary sharks, yes.
Sounds good.
Early word suggested Pixar insiders thought Finding Nemo was the weakest
of their CGI movies, but in recent months leaked reports say it's better
than Monster's, Inc.
Any word on Toy Story 3?
Look, just keep focused!
Sorry.
Finding Nemo will likely be 2003's animated smash-hit, regardless of
quality. I seriously doubt Pixar will make a clunker, though. They spend
too much money and invest too much time to balls it up with a weak
script.
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Freddy Vs Jason
Freddy Mercury versus Jason Donovan? Some kind of celebrity boxing match?
No. This is Freddy Kruger (Nightmare On Elm Street) versus Jason Vorhees
(Friday 13th). Together at last on celluloid.
Mercury Vs Donovan is a scarier prospect.
Perhaps. But FvsJ - as I'll call it - is this summer's biggest (and
only?) hope for horror success amidst the sequels and comic-book
adventures.
Starring Robert Englund?
Of course. And Mr Englund has been hyping the movie for what already
seems like forever - as he does with any horror offering.
Aw, bless. I think he has a vested interest in the success of these films.
Undoubtedly.
So will FvsJ be any good?
The test screenings have gone very well, with most people enjoying the
stylish fisticuffs from Bride Of Chucky director Ronny Yu, mixed with
some pretty scary sequence, some atypical Freddy one-liners, and the
ultimate horror - the acting debut of Destiny's Child warbler Kelly
Rowland.
Aaaaaaaaahhhh!
Anyway, this trailer looks okay, and hopes are high the millions of
Freddy fans (and, er, the Jason fans) will have something worth waiting
for. It has taken almost a decade to get this movie out of development
hell - but it does occasionally happen, folks!
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