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The Italian Job (2003)
Tch! Don't tell me, a re-release of the 1969 classic crime movie for
Mayday Bank Holiday weekend?
No. It's worse than that.
Worse? No. You don't mean-- not a... a remake?
Yep, 'fraid so.
Oh no. Any sign of Michael Caine in a cameo?
None. Perhaps he's learned his lesson after Sylvester Stallone's Get
Carter remake bombed in the States and still hasn't been released over
here yet!
I'm prepared. I can take it. What's the really, really bad news?
They've transplanted the action from Italy to Los Angeles.
Ach! Okay, okay, breathe... so why isn't this called The L.A Job?
Possibly because it wants to associate itself more closely with the
original's ultra-cool status?
Ooh, you cynic!
Perhaps there's an American-Italian plot device somewhere along the line.
What's the good news?
Well it does star Edward Norton (Fight Club).
Ah, good...
Although his involvement was a contractual obligation and he's been
covertly dissing the movie in various interviews.
Ah, bad...
Oh, and Mark Wahlberg's in it, too.
Who's already starred in another US remake: Tim Burton's Planet Of The Apes.
Yes, and look how well that went. Gulp. Hopefully the supporting players
will redress the balance: saucepot Charlize Theron (Mighty Joe Young)
and Seth Green (Austin Powers' Scott Evil)
So what about the Mini's?
They're back! Yes, even the silly Yanks realize you can't remake The
Italian Job without primary coloured Mini-Coopers.
Not those fancy new Mini's, though - right?
We'll have to wait and see... let's just be grateful it's not a fleet of
primary coloured Lamborghini's.
That's true. Any final thoughts?
On paper the movie does sound quite good. The actual robbery is said to
be far more daring than the original's (aping Ocean's Eleven), and
involves an impressively-staged L.A traffic-jam. And, of course, despite
Norton's comments could just be because he's angry he was forced into
this movie.
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Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (International Trailer)
The International Trailer for T3 should restore hope in a jaded audience
following the two previous fun-but-uninspired trailers.
A darker atmosphere is tangible, together with some unexpectedly
apocalyptic sequences, better indication of the TX's threat and more
impressive shots of Arnie himself.
But have the filmmakers simply revealed too much to try and combat
mounting audience pessimism, and ultimately face a critical backlash
when people decide the movie's highlights were "all in the trailer"?
You can decide for yourself this Summer. But personally, I'm still
itching for its release! Let's hope it's good.
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