Dom Robinson reviews
Sex and Zen 2
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Producer:
Screenplay:
Cast:
Yau: Lee Loletta
Mirage Lady: Qi Shu
Simon Khan: Xu Jin Jiang
Sex and Zen 2 ,
states the billing, continues to reveal the bizarre and erotic secrets
from the most notorious and forbidden book in Chinese literature - or is
it just a load of pretentious twaddle?
The plot, such that it is, revolves around Simon Khan (Xu Jin Jiang ),
a sex-mad bloke who wants to bed the most number of women in the world
(What? More than Julio Inglesias ?), but also wants to protect his
daughter Yau (Lee Loletta ) from men like him when sending her out into
the big wide world, disguises her like a man (badly) and slaps on a huge
all-over chastity belt on her.
Problems are abound when her fellow student that she fancies is going after
the Mirage Lady (Qi Shu ), who kills her enemies by seducing them and
making them come first. After he has an accident though, his John-Thomas is
replaced with a mechanical penis (yes, that's what I said), in a bid to save
the world from her.
However, in the end it's up to Yau to fuck the Mirage Lady senseless, since
the enemy has functions to cater for both sexes.
Bathtime...
Non-anamorphic widescreen 1.85:1 is what we have, but it's not the best of
prints and loses points for burning the subtitles into it so they can't be
turned off and as they're stuck in the black bar at the bottom of the screen
those of us with a widescreen TV can't zoom the picture in if we want to
understand the dialogue.
The average bitrate is 6Mb/s, often hovering around that level.
The sound is basic Dolby Surround (Dolby Digital 2.0) but is quite muffled
and may as well by mono for all the difference it makes.
The Mirage Lady could give more than anyone bargained for.
Extras :
Chapters :
17 chapters for the 83-minute film which is fine.
Languages & Subtitles :
Original Chinese dialogue, but with English subtitles burnt into the print.
And there's more... :
Not much though - a 2-minute Trailer and a Photo Gallery
containing just a handle of photos, some of which are actually CENSORED!
A small heart symbol is used to cover up nipples! Why?
Menu :
Static and silent - a montage of images from the film and displayed on the
back cover.
The 'Pleasure-Pain' theory ?
Overall, this is a bobbins film with not much in the way of production values
and is the middle part of a trilogy (see below), all of which is available
on VHS, though just the latter two are out on DVD so far.
The
BBFC have also
seen fit to cut three seconds out of it.
FILM CONTENT
PICTURE QUALITY
SOUND QUALITY
EXTRAS
OVERALL
Review copyright © Dominic Robinson, 2000.
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