Dom Robinson reviews
Velvet Goldmine
The secret to becoming a star
is knowing how to behave like one.
Distributed by
Film Four
Producer:
(I Shot Andy Warhol, Kids, Poison, Safe )
Screenplay:
Music:
(The Big Lebowski, Fargo )
Cast:
Curt Wild: Ewan McGregor (Blue Juice, Brassed Off, Emma, A Life Less Ordinary, The Pillow Book, Shallow Grave, Star Wars: Episode I, Trainspotting, TV: ER, Kavanagh Q.C., Lipstick On Your Collar )
Brian Slade: Jonathan Rhys-Meyers (B Monkey, The Governess, Michael Collins, To Live On, The Tribe )
Mandy Slade: Toni Collette (Diana And Me, Emma, Muriel's Wedding, The Pallbearer )
Arthur Stuart: Christian Bale (Empire of the Sun, Henry V, Metroland, Portrait of a Lady, Swing Kids, Treasure Island )
Jerry Divine: Eddie Izzard (The Avengers, The Secret Agent, TV: Cows, Have I Got News For You )
Shannon: Emily Woof (The Full Monty, Photographing Fairies, The Woodlanders )
Cecil: Michael Feast (Brother Sun Sister Moon, The Draughtman's Contract, The Tribe, TV: Kavanagh Q.C., Paradise Club, Soldier Soldier, A Touch of Frost )
Angel: Sarah Cawood (TV: Singled Out (UK), The Girlie Show )
Malcolm: Brian Molko
Velvet Goldmine
is a British film, one of many starring Ewan McGregor , which tells a
tale from the era of glam rock in the 1970's in which the secret to becoming a
star is knowing how to behave like one. After the false start beginning in the
19th century, as the film proper begins it is 1971 and the glam rock scene is
just beginning. Brian Slade (Jonathan Rhys-Meyers ) and American rock star
Curt Wild (Ewan McGregor ) feel they are ready to rule the roost and take
on the world, but in 1974 Slade fakes his own death in a stunt which backfires
and he disappears from view for good.
Ten years later, journalist Arthur Stuart (Christian Bale ) sets out to
find out what really happened interviewing his wife Mandy (Toni Collette ),
getting the low-down on his effervescent and cock-sure manager Jerry Divine
(stand-up comedian Eddie Izzard ) and the man who used to aid his career,
Cecil (Michael Feast ). Notable cameos in the cast include Sarah
Cawood from Channel 4's The Girlie Show as one of Jerry's PR girls
and Brian Molko as Malcolm from The Flaming Creatures, who is no stranger
to pop music, being the lead singer of Placebo who came to the fore in
February 1997 with the No.4 hit, Nancy Boy and another new set of songs
eighteen months later when the striking Pure Morning hit the same chart
position in August 1998.
The picture quality is mostly perfect on this disc with very few artifacts
on view and even then these won't be particularly noticeable from the normal
viewing distance. The film is presented in its original theatrical ratio of
1.85:1, the picture being 16:9-enhanced for widescreen televisions and it
has a very good average bitrate of 7.51 Mb/s, regularly peaking at over 9Mb/s.
The disc is also dual-layered.
The sound comes across fine but doesn't make you jump out of your seat.
As the tone of the film would indicate you'll know what sort of music to expect
but the music by Carter Burwell is nowhere near as memorable as his
superb effort for Fargo . It comes in Dolby Digital and Dolby Surround
formats depending on your equipment, but in typical VCI/Film Four fashion,
the only language available is English.
Extras :
Chapters & Trailers :
There are 21 chapters available for selection during the two-hour film which
isn't quite enough but the disc does include the original theatrical trailer
as well as a teaser trailer which highlights the main characters from the film,
that trailer appearing in a matted 2.35:1 ratio.
Languages/Subtitles :
As is usual with VCI and FilmFour releases, subtitles are an alien concept
and there is just the one language spoken, albeit in Dolby Digital. In theory,
there are brief subtitles but they come during chapter 6 translating some
twisted dialogue.
Featurette :
Included on the disc is a 26-minute featurette featuring behind the scenes
footage as well as cast/crew interviews. As I understand it, the American
Region 1 release does not include this piece which makes it a coup for the
UK market.
Photo Gallery and DVD-ROM content :
The principal cast members, Ewan McGregor, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, Toni
Collette, Eddie Izzard and Christian Bale each have a 6-shot
photo gallery which can be viewed on your TV screen or printed out when the
photos.htm file is run from a DVD-ROM player.
Booklet and Packaging :
In keeping with the theme, purple is the colour of the enclosed booklet and
luxurious-looking packaging, the former including plenty of detailed information
about the film itself as well as main cast and crew members, not to mention
an entire reprint of the end credits on the back of the booklet, something
which is most welcome and sorely missing from every other DVD I've seen to date.
Menu :
On booting up the DVD, if you thought you can't skip past the VCI and Film Four
logos and copyright info, then think again. I pressed STOP on my DVD-ROM player,
then selected "Title Menu" and it bypassed the whole lot which normally seems to
go on for ages, taking you straight to the start of the film. Alternatively,
if you have previously saved a bookmark then you can run it at any time.
Clicking on the menu options is rather a hap-hazard affair but perseverance
does have its rewards. All the menu screens are animated, usually in a subtle
fashion except for the photo gallery and all contain music.
Overall, while this release has excellent presentation with a decent amount
of extras, even though a director's commentary track wouldn't have gone amiss,
it doesn't disguise the fact that the film just isn't very interesting.
Most of the cast look like they're whacked out of their heads on drugs or
are suffering severe insomnia, while Eddie Izzard looks the same as he always
does but with a dodgy 70's wig while he goes through his usual stylised
performance. Even the usually reliable Ewan McGregor can't save the film since
he starts off promising enough but spoils everything by leaping up and down on
stage with his John Thomas flapping about in the breeze.
If you have seen this film before though and you enjoyed it then this release
is worth a look, but for everyone else I'd advise you to rent it before buying.
I've given the film a mere ½ out of five as I have a policy that no film
can be as bad as Fellini's Satyricon which scored a great big zero in
my book as it is the worst film I have ever seen, despite how many other films
could've been a contender.
FILM : ½
PICTURE QUALITY : ****
SOUND QUALITY : ****
EXTRAS : ***½
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OVERALL : ***
Review copyright © Dominic Robinson, 1999.
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