Jeremy Clarke reviews
Twister
Distributed by
Pioneer LDCE
Cast:
Helen Hunt (Mad About You )
Bill Paxton (Aliens, Predator 2 )
Jami Gertz (Queen's Logic )
Cary Elwes (Liar Liar, The Jungle Book )
A
Twister , as lovers of The Wizard Of Oz will know, is a tornado that
snatches up objects in its path into the air and then dumps them down
again. The one that snatched Dorothy into the air was a cheap special
effect in a wonderful film. The current movie, on the other hand, is the
other way round: basically, it's a rotten movie with awe-inspiring
special effects. The cast here is not so much the workmanlike group of
American actors playing uninspired characters as the incredible series
of tornadoes which appear one after another, each seemingly darker and
by inference more evil than its predecessor.
This may also be one of those rare movies (I can't think of another)
that requires a big (cinema) screen, with all the resolution that a
projected celluloid image can give these tornadoes, to really work its
magic. On a telly, even with Dolby Surround kit connected, it seems to
lose something. Don't get me wrong - Pioneer's transfer on this disc is
up to their usual impeccable standard. Maybe it's the sheer level of
detail of tiny objects caught in a whirlwind that just doesn't
translate. Maybe it's DS' lack of rear dual audio channel separation. Or
maybe it's simply that the movie doesn't thrill a viewer anything like
as much second time around.
Approaching Twister with the usual criteria, it fails abysmally. The
feeble plot, such as it is, concerns Paxton and ex-wife Hunt coming
together leaving the former's wife-to-be Gertz out in the cold. The
excuse for this dreary excursion is that the first two characters are
professional Twister chasers. Forget all this (and believe me, when
you're in the middle of some of the scenes with actors and no special
effects, you'll wish the producers had done exactly that) and instead
look at the tornadoes themselves. Taken that way, the film works far
better.
From the opening which pulls a father out of an underground shelter
before the eyes of his horrified wife and child (the subject of side 1's
1.85:1 trailer before the main feature) through the extraordinary
mangling of a Drive-In screen showing The Shining (the subject of side
2's 1.85:1 trailer after the main feature) to the dark devourer of a
farmhouse in the final reel, the twisters themselves are awesome.
In CLV, you constantly want to rewatch these bits over and over (and wish
you have the more expensive, but one imagines infinitely better value
for money, CAV version so you could check out the detail frame by
frame). There is some marginally interesting Wizard of Oz subtextual
stuff about a machine called Dorothy designed to be sucked up inside
tornadoes, but it pales beside the sheer spectacle of cows, cars, oil
tankers, trees and houses whisked up into the air and dropped back down
again, or monstrous columns of malevolent energy migrating wilfully
towards camera.
Chaptering is fine, fulfilling the major requirement of enabling instant
access to the good parts and avoidance of the rest, while the passable
side break (in the middle of one of the many car chases after a Twister)
could have been better placed some 1 and a 1/2 minutes later, specifically
after Dusty's dialogue line, "this is the fun part, sweetheart". On the strength
of the CLV disc, our advice would be to fork out the extra money to buy
the CAV version as even in CLV the remote finger constantly itches to
press the still frame button.
Film: 2/5
Special Effects (i.e. the twisters themselves) 5/5
Picture: 5/5
Sound: 5/5
Review copyright © Jeremy Clarke, 1997.
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