Dom Robinson reviews
Twins
Distributed by
Columbia TriStar
Cat.no: UDR 90004
Cert: PG
Running time: 102 minutes
Year: 1988
Pressing: 1999
Region(s): 2, PAL
Chapters: 16 plus extras
Sound: Dolby Digital 2.0 (Dolby Surround), Mono
Languages: English, German, Czech, Hungarian, Polish
Subtitles: English, Swedish, Norwegian, Dutch
Fullscreen: 1.33:1 (full frame)
16:9-Enhanced: No
Macrovision: Yes
Disc Format: DVD 5
Price: £19.99
Extras : Scene index, Theatrical trailer, Biographies, Filmographies, Production Notes.
Director:
(Dave, Father's Day, Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters II, Junior, Kindergarten Cop, Legal Eagles, Meatballs, Six Days Seven Nights, Stripes )
Producer:
Screenplay:
William Davies, William Osborne, Timothy Harris and Herschel Weingrod
Music:
Georges Delerue and Randy Edelman
Cast:
Julius: Arnold Schwarzenegger (Batman and Robin, Dave, Eraser, I Am Legend, Jingle All The Way, Junior, Kindergarten Cop, The Last Action Hero, On Wings As Eagles, Raw Deal, Red Heat, Terminator 1 & 2, Total Recall, True Lies )
Vincent: Danny DeVito (Batman Returns, Get Shorty, Hoffa, Jack The Bear, Junior, The Kiss, L.A. Confidential, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Other People's Money, Out of Sight, Mars Attacks !, Matilda, The Rainmaker, Renaissance Man,
Throw Momma From The Train )
Marnie: Kelly Preston (Addicted To Love, From Dusk Till Dawn, Holy Man, Jerry Maguire, Nothing To Lose, Only You (1992) )
Linda: Chloe Webb (A Dangerous Woman, Ghostbusters II, Heart Condition, Love Affair, The Newton Boys, Sid And Nancy )
Mary Ann: Bonnie Bartlett (Dave, Ghosts of Mississippi )
Twins
has one of the most unlikely premises for a film, in that the two twins are
played by Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito . The reasoning behind
this is that they are the product of a top-secret governmental genetic experiment,
but only one of them was intentional. After mixing the sperm of six top scientists
the result was meant to be the perfect son in the form of Julius (Arnie), but there
was a bit left over and their mother, Mary Ann (Bonnie Bartlett ) gave birth to
Vincent (DeVito) as well.
Julius was raised on a tropical island closer to Fiji than anywhere elsewhere, perfectly
educated but without any chance to put life's learnings to practice. His brother,
Vincent, was put in an orphanage from birth and when the film begins we see him running
from one dodgy situation to the next, involving some very shady types along the way.
The only thing that will save him is a source of strength and it doesn't take a genius
to work out that once Julius learns he has a brother he'll go off to find him and that
they'll sort everything out and become best of friends, while having a few hairy
adventures along the way.
That said, this is a funny comedy which is still very watchable eleven years after I first
saw it and has many comic moments, some of which get censored badly every time it is shown
on BBC1, for example when Vincent is in jail, innocent Julius goes to visit him and
Vincent asks him to pay his bail money, the following conversation :
Vincent : Remeber, money talks and bullshit walks
Julius (confused) : How does bullshit walk?
before Julius sees sense and goes to pay, is reduced to :
Vincent : Remeber, money talks.
followed by Julius apparently smiling inanely, hence it's nice to see the complete version
for a change.
The film is presented in full-frame 4:3 as opposed to a widescreen or pan-and-scan
transfer and while it's watchable, it's not too bad and has some scenes looking more
grainy than others, but it's odd that Universal would put such an average transfer
out as one of its first titles without bothering to sort out a remastered widescreen
picture which could have benefitted from being presented in anamorphic format. The
4:3 image though looks fine on a widescreen TV zoomed-in to 14:9, but not often
zoomed-in to 16:9 as you're viewing the central portion of the image, while a typical
widescreen transfer would mostly be struck from the top-most portion of the image so
that people's heads won't get cut off.
The average bitrate is 5.53Mb/s, occasionally peaking over 7Mb/s.
The sound on the disc is fine but there's nothing that leaps out at you, despite being
filmed in Dolby Stereo, which is presented here in Dolby Digital 2.0.
Extras :
Chapters and Trailer :
The disc has only a handful of chapters with 16 covering the 102 minutes, but why so
few when another new Universal release, Dante's Peak is only two minutes longer
and has more than twice the number of chapters ? The theatrical trailer is also
included.
Languages and Subtitles :
Representatives of England, Germany, Czechoslavakia, Poland and Hungary will
be able to watch the film in their native language, the first three in Dolby
Surround, but the last two in mono. Subtitles are available in English, Swedish,
Norwegian and Dutch.
Filmographies and Biographies :
Brief biographies with accompanying filmographies are available for Arnie, DeVito,
Kelly Preston, Chloe Webb, Bonnie Bartlett and director Reitman.
Menu :
Similar to Daylight, Sea Of Love and Dante's Peak , the menu is static and does its job, with
a crisp picture mirroring the cover on the main menu. On playing the disc you see
the Universal logo and a copyright message before the main menu appears.
Twins is one of the first Universal DVDs to be released under the
Columbia TriStar label. It seems an odd choice to be one of the first as it's
not the biggest blockbuster ever made. Perhaps Universal have brought it out
now for the family market ? It's certainly not for the purpose of demonstrating
demo-quality material.
However, anyone looking to buy this disc will find no reason to turn it down in
favour of the American release as that has the same extras on as well as a
fullscreen transfer. No doubt it won't be long before the follow-up, Junior ,
makes it to DVD, reuniting Arnie, Danny and director Reitman.
FILM : ****
PICTURE QUALITY : ***
SOUND QUALITY : ***
EXTRAS : ***
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OVERALL : ***
Review copyright © Dominic Robinson, 1999.
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