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Paul Greenwood reviews

Signs

Cover
  • Cert:
  • Running time: 106 minutes
  • Year: 2002
  • Released: 13th September 2002
  • Widescreen Ratio: 1.85:1
  • Rating: 6/10

Director:

    M Night Shyamalan (Signs, The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable)

Cast:

    Father Graham Hess: Mel Gibson
    Merrill Hess: Joaquin Phoenix
    Officer Caroline Paski: Cherry Jones
    Morgan Hess: Rory Culkin
    Bo Hess: Abigail Breslin
    Ray Reddy: M. Night Shyamalan
    Colleen Hess: Patricia Kalember
    SFC Cunningham: Ted Sutton
    Tracey Abernathy: Merritt Wever

Those of you who are a bit concerned that I might give the game away regarding any secrets that Signs possesses need not worry - I'm not going to be discussing the plot in too much detail. What I will say is that when it's all over, you may well be left wondering if it was worth the bother.

With his last two films, Unbreakable and The Sixth Sense, M. Night Shyamalan has established himself as probably the hottest young writer/director in Hollywood, whilst earning a reputation for crafting intelligent, slow-burning thrillers with a sting in the tail. This means, possibly unfairly, that Signs arrives with certain baggage and expectations that it struggles to meet. The fact remains though that, taken purely on its own merits, it is still unsatisfactory.

No time at all is wasted in setting up the events of the film, as Pennsylvania farmer Graham Hess wakes up one morning to find huge areas of his fields have been flattened into geometric shapes by means unknown. We learn he is a former reverend who left the church after the death of his wife, and who is now raising his son and daughter with the help of his younger brother Merrill, a former baseball star.


During the next couple of days, more strange occurrences make the family suspect all is not right: their dogs bark constantly and behave more aggressively; young daughter Bo states matter of factly there's a monster outside her room; mysterious noises are heard outside the house. Graham suspects it's all a prank by some neighbours with whom he's had some trouble before, but when every television station begins broadcasting pictures of crop circles similar to their own from locations all around the world, it becomes clear something is happening on a far larger scale. Is it all a big hoax? Is it aliens? Is it all just a marketing ploy by a cola company?

As I said, it's not for me to say. If you've read much about Signs though, you may well already know the source of the mystery and it's here that the film begins to unravel. For most of its running time it plays as a creepy and efficient thriller, with some genuinely scary and tense scenes, as well as some surprisingly funny ones. All the actors do well and we care about the family and their situation. When the time comes for Shyamalan to reveal his cards however, we discover he isn't holding any aces and the entire film simply deflates and crawls into the corner. It's an interesting concept to focus on one family's crisis in the midst of a global event, but not an event of this nature, and certainly not merely for the purpose of reaching the conclusion that is reached here.

Review copyright © Paul Greenwood, 2002.

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