Back to the plot: after meeting and saving the life of the drunken Knolte
(who you just know is going to turn out to be a disgraced former knight)
Jamal, still not realising he's back in time, finds himself at the castle
of King Leo. Things take a turn for the ludicrous when he's mistaken for a
French envoy and before long is involved with a bunch of rebels trying to
overthrow Leo and return the throne to the rightful Queen.
Did I say plot?
Sorry, I meant never ending series of poo jokes and stupid faces. Also
acting as executive producer, Lawrence clearly had free reign to indulge in
as much mugging and schtik as he felt like. His idea of funny seems to be
spouting incomprehensible L.A. street talk and saying ass and shit a lot.
At least Lawrence's inspiration Eddie Murphy, even at his most irritating,
was still funny.
Although Lawrence is by far Black Knight's biggest problem, he is certainly
not its only one. The supporting players range from the embarrassed
(Wilkinson) to the embarrassing (just about everyone else), but given the
material they have to work with, it's not that surprising. The sets are
cramped and tatty, the photography lacklustre and composer Randy Edelman
rips off John Williams'
Jurassic Park.
score with abandon. With a more
appealing leading man, a better script, a stronger director and a more
talented cast, its could have approached mediocre watchability. As it is,
in what's been quite a year for cinematic stinkers, Black Knight is up
there with the worst of them.
As of April 2009, Blu-rays and DVDs reviewed by the editor are watched on a Panasonic TH-37PX80B
37" Plasma TV with a Sony BDP-1500 Blu-ray player and played through a Yamaha DSP-AX820 amplifier.
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