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  • Running time: 93 minutes
  • Year: 2002
  • Released: 19th July 2002
  • Widescreen Ratio: 1.85:1
  • Rating: 7/10

Director:

    James Isaac (House 3)

Cast:

    Jason Voorhees: Kane Hodder
    Rowan: Lexa Doig
    Sgt. Brodski: Peter Mensah
    Professor Lowe: Jonathan Potts
    Kay-Em 14: Lisa Ryder
    Sgt. Marcus: Markus Parilo
    Pvt. Johnson: Jeff Geddis
    Azrael: Dov Tiefenbach
    Janessa: Melyssa Ade
    Fat Lou: Boyd Banks
    Dr. Wimmer : David Cronenberg

There's a word that encapsulates perfectly the tone and content of this film. It's not a word that one associates with Hollywood movies very often anymore, and it's certainly not a word I was expecting to use when writing a review of Friday the 13th Part 10, given that the original was no prize, the second was terrible and that I'd body swerved parts 3 thru 9 entirely. What is this word? Believe it or not, the word is : fun. That's right, this movie is fun. In fact, it's an absolute treat from start to finish.

Don't believe me? Then you should go and watch this film after a couple of beers, preferably on a Friday or Saturday night with a lively crowd - it's a laugh riot. You see, the makers have completely abandoned all pretence that Jason is scary, and instead have upped the comedy and the ridiculousness of the slaughterings. To wit: a lab assistant gets her face frozen in liquid nitrogen and smashed against the counter ; a soldier is impaled on a giant screw (!), to the obvious accompaniment "he's screwed"; and there's one involving sleeping bags that I won't spoil for you, but rest assured it's one of the funniest things I've seen in a movie this year. There are least a couple more laugh out loud moments, as well as numerous cheesy lines that don't always work - but at least they're trying.


The actual plot is of little relevance, but basically they've contrived to move a bunch of nubile young women into outer space in the year 2455. Jason, imprisoned in our near future at the Crystal Lake Research Facility, goes on one of his beloved rampages (slaughtering, amongst others, David Cronenberg in a nice cameo) and is cryogenically frozen along with the only survivor, Rowan. She is a scientist who tried to warn her colleagues of the dangers of the now indestructible Jason, whereas they were more interested in studying him and, later, having their innards aired by him.

Four and a half centuries later, Jason and Rowan are discovered by a spaceship full of science students. Quite why no-one from their own time managed to find the research facility is never fully explained, but not to worry. Back on the ship, after they're popped in the micro for 4 to 5 minutes on defrost setting, the real fun can begin. Then it's just a case of guessing who's going to be next to buy it and who's going to make it through to the end with their head still attached to their neck. Along the way, elements (and sometimes entire scenes) of Aliens are ripped off with glee. One of the characters even finds time to turn into a female version of Bruce Campbell's character from Army of Darkness - priceless.


The acting is no better or worse than it needs to be, with the likes of Peter Mensah and Lisa Ryder standing out, mostly because they get the best lines to work with - and therefore the biggest laughs. As mentioned previously, the script is part clever, part idiotic and fully tongue in cheek. The production values are decent and the special effects above average.

You're still not convinced, are you? You're thinking, "It's Friday the 13th for God's sake." Before seeing it for myself, I'd have been the first to agree with you, especially after the Resident Evil fiasco. The thing is, this is the film Resident Evil could and should have been if it had a director with a little imagination and had taken itself a lot less seriously. Oh, and if it wasn't shite.

Review copyright © Paul Greenwood, 2002.

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