It's PaRappa the Rapper and, once again, he's gotta believe, this time on the Sony PSP.
Anyone who's ever own a Playstation in any form will have heard of this game and, most likely, played it,
knowing that throughout the game all you have to do is keep up with the pace of pressing buttons on your
joypad in time with others characters onscreen. Get it right and you'll stay at the right end of the
'Cool, Good, Bad, Awful' range. Your status starts off 'Good', and as long as it stays within the first two
then you're fine otherwise you'll have to repeat the level. You'll know you're heading this was as your
teachers start to get mad as it drifts into Bad/Awful territory, but they cheer up as you get better.
When it comes to this edition on the PSP, there's... nothing new in the main, compared to the first title
that appeared back in 1996. You start off with Start off with Chop Chop Master Onion in his karate club,
copying his moves in order to progress, and you have to pass each stage in order to move on to the next one,
completing six in total. There are lots of cool cutscenes, although they do tend to go on for quite some time,
as we see PaRappa trying to get his leg over Sunny Funny.
In the next level, pressing a few buttons in time to pass your driving test was a lot more simple than
my own test. Then after trashing his Dad's car, he reckons he'll pay off several thousand pounds' worth of
debt by selling junk at a flea market. In the fourth scene, after we learn Sunny has a boyfriend who has
made her a big cake with 42 tiers, you've got to go one better, despite having no money. How to do it? Yes,
you've gotta believe again.
Then, prior to the final level, all of the characters have a rap contest to see who first gets to visit the only
toilet for miles! The determination in your face makes Sunny Funny think you're some kind of cool guy. On the
other side of using it, she thinks you're back to the same old guy again and is disinterested.
And then it's on to the final level at a 'rap-off', for want of a better phrase. You'll notice that the
levels get harder and harder and if you can keep up you'll progress through them, otherwise they'll drive
you to insanity. At one point there was even a cut-scene for 'Jan, Ken, Pon', a Scissors, Paper, Stone variant
as three of the main characters divvied up birthday party duties for Sunny's big day.
PaRappa the Rapper is difficult to get to grips with, at first, pressing the buttons at the right time
and it's not at all forgiving. The levels also do go on a bit when you have to repeat them, as you just want
to get down to the button-pressing, the final level particularly being annoying when the intro goes on forever.
That one also causes much gnashing of teeth towards the end when you don't get a lead-in from the MC King Kong.
That's not just difficult, it's plain irritating!
Graphically, there's no anti-aliasing so the old PS1 sprites are now showing their age. In fact, it's just a
straight port with no touching up, which is a shame. One thing added is an option to choose between 4:3 and
16:9 screen ratio, although this is a complete waste of time because it's a 16:9 screen so why would you
want to crop the sides and look at small images of the characters filling the space instead? Also, the game
was 16:9 to begin with, so there's no point to this.
On the plus side, the game has great stereo sound separation, and my particular favourite was the toilet level
(see this Youtube link), although
if you want something bizarre, try out this
'real' level 4 clip, which normally
features the chicken making a cake.
For those who want to have more than a solitary experience, the Ad Hoc Multiplayer option allows you to connect
with other players who have the game, competing against them, such that you can sort-of go head-to-head, except
that it will just take each player through each stage turn by turn before you can compare the results, so not
really head-to-head.
'Game Sharing' just sends a demo of the first level to other PSP owners wirelessly and there's also the option
to download tune remixes which you can save onto the Memory Stick, although given that the UMD can hold 1.8Gb of
data, why weren't these on here already?
Overall, PaRappa the Rapper is still a fun game to play, but you'll complete it within a couple of
hours at most and after that there's not much to go back to, so even a penny under twenty quid seems a bit
steep. If Sony want to resurrect a classic which would be fantastic to play while out and about, please bring
out the wonderful
Ico.
GRAPHICS SOUND EFFECTS AND MUSIC PLAYABILITY ENJOYMENT
As of April 2009, Blu-rays and DVDs reviewed by the editor are watched on a Panasonic TH-37PX80B
37" Plasma TV with a Sony BDP-1500 Blu-ray player and played through a Yamaha DSP-AX820 amplifier.
PC games reviewed by the editor are on:
Since Jan 2011: Intel Quad Core Dell XPS 8100, i7 CPU 860 @ 2.80Ghz, 8Gb RAM, nVidia GeForce GTS 240, Windows 7
Since Nov 2005: Intel Pentium D 830 3.0Ghz, 1Gb RAM, 128Mb nVidia GeForce 6700XL, Windows XP
Since Aug 2003: Intel Pentium 4 2.66Ghz, 512Mb RAM, 128Mb GeForce4 MX440 graphics, Windows XP
Since May 2003: Intel Pentium 4 2.6Ghz, 512Mb RAM, 128Mb ATI Radeon 9600TX graphics, Windows XP
Since Jun 2002: Intel Pentium III 600Mhz, 384Mb RAM, Windows 98 SE, 64Mb ATI Radeon 8500LE
Since May 2000: Intel Pentium III 600Mhz, 384Mb RAM, Windows 98 SE, Voodoo 3 3000 AGP