Dom Robinson reviews
Jaws: The Revenge
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Cast :
Ellen Brody: Lorraine Gary
Michael: Lance Guest
Jake: Mario Van Peebles
Carla: Karen Young
Hoagie: Michael Caine
Thea: Judith Barsi
If you thought Jaws 3 was bad, wait until you've seen Jaws: The Revenge .
Sharks have a tiny memory that lasts a few seconds. They do not sail down to
the Bahamas, where the remainder of the Brody family are holidaying now that
Martin has long since died of a heart attack, in search of revenge.
Yes, this film is so bad it makes even Channel 5 daytime TV movies starring
Donna Mills look good by comparison. Plus it uses that plot device known as
"Christmas" as a time to centre itself around so you don't need to bother
writing a credible starting scene.
It's a double tragedy for the Brody family too. No, they didn't have to sit
through this as well, but son Sean is the first to be bumped off in the movie.
Then, when you see Ellen, the one thing that strikes you is "doesn't Lorraine
Gary look old!" .
The previous film's Dennis Quaid does not return as the other son, known as
Michael here again and not Mike as in Jaws 3 , but is instead
played by The Last Starfighter 's Lance Guest . Since
Mario Van Peebles is the only main black actor in the film then it's
his will to be eaten alive too. Oh, and I can guarantee that five minutes of
little Thea's (Judith Barsi ) constant whining will have you wishing she'd
go the same way.
This leaves just two things that stick in the throat - the appearance of
Michael Caine as a carefree aeroplane pilot and something that literally
sticks in the throat: the wooden stick that hits the shark and causes it to
explode. Pardon? Yes, explode. And just to show that they've run out of ideas,
they mix in footage of Roy Scheider in flashback both making faces with
the young Sean from the first film and when laying the shark to rest with a
bullet.
Like the third film, this is also uncut. The cinema version was a PG and any
release of the fullscreen video has remained as a 15-cert until widescreen ones
came out last year rated 12, with any previous edits waived.
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody shark up!"
Presented in 2.35:1 anamorphic widescreen (not 16:9 as stated on the back of
the box), the print is a bit sharper this time round, but still quite dark
most of the time.
The sound is surround again, in English and German, but there's nothing unexpected
here and the few moments that do use the rear speakers don't last long.
As the lack of effort into making the film sank, so did the same for the extras.
This DVD contains just the 4-minute Jaws 2 trailer plus the teaser
trailers for Jaws 3 and Jaws: The Revenge .
There are 16 chapters to the film which isn't enough, the menus are
static and silent and subtitles come in 7 languages: English for the deaf and
hard of hearing, German, Dutch, Swedish, Norwegian, Danish and Finnish.
The four films. The four DVDs. The four reviews.
FILM CONTENT
PICTURE QUALITY
SOUND QUALITY
EXTRAS
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Review copyright © Dominic Robinson, 2001.
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