The Italian Job: You know the film,
you know Michael Caine and you know the catchphrases, but what does a
console get out of a conversion from a 1969 movie? Basically, Driver,
but set a decade before.
Charlie Croker (Caine) has finished a three-year stretch in jail and
wants to steal $4m in gold bullion from under the noses of the Mafia and the
Turin police so you get to drive fourteen vehicles including flashy sports
cars, 4x4s and the classic Mini Cooper in levels that include getting from A
to B to pick someone up, playing a game of "Chase HQ" so you can bash
up a car as you chase after it and one of escaping from the cops.
The biggest problem with this game is the visuals. Maybe I just don't remember
the Playstation's graphics ever being as blocky as this, but as cars zoom
off into the distance they just become an indistinguishable mash of pixels.
You can make out the various landmarks, but only when you're getting
considerably close to them. Given that the PS2 has been out for nearly a year,
why didn't this game get released on that platform?
They're also very sluggish and the collision detection is often appalling.
One of the quotes on the box, from "Playstation
Power", says "Faster than Gran Turismo". Erm.. I don't think so, unless
they were playing with that one on "pause" (!)
The sound is almost as disappointing. Car sounds on the PSX have tended to
sound lacklustre anyway, but apart from that comes the music from the film,
which these days just makes me think of Jamie bloody Oliver and his
trip to the zoo, as well as Phil Cornwell's comical Michael Caine
impression which is over-enthusiastic, but it's meant to be.
There are 16 levels to work through when trying to behave like the film,
as well as the other standard options that accompany this sort of game including
a free run of the city (ie. practice).
What else is wrong with it? Well, the trouble with the police levels is,
unless you evade the cops when starting out in the level, you'll
have no chance of getting away from them later on. And when they do catch you,
they don't run you off the road, but just write down your number plate(!)
The stupid thing is that even if you do succeed in this, it's done by simply
outrunning the cops - by making sure you don't run out of road in the process -
and then turning back on yourself to go back to where you wanted to go in the
first place - and you'll find the cops have mysteriously disappeared(!)
Also, you need a rear-view mirror so you can see the result of the crashes
when you set up attempting to have the police bash into cars and buses as they follow
your direct path.
GRAPHICS SOUND EFFECTS AND MUSIC PLAYABILITY ORIGINALITY ENJOYMENT
As of April 2009, Blu-rays and DVDs reviewed by the editor are watched on a Panasonic TH-37PX80B
37" Plasma TV with a Sony BDP-1500 Blu-ray player and played through a Yamaha DSP-AX820 amplifier.
PC games reviewed by the editor are on:
Since Jan 2011: Intel Quad Core Dell XPS 8100, i7 CPU 860 @ 2.80Ghz, 8Gb RAM, nVidia GeForce GTS 240, Windows 7
Since Nov 2005: Intel Pentium D 830 3.0Ghz, 1Gb RAM, 128Mb nVidia GeForce 6700XL, Windows XP
Since Aug 2003: Intel Pentium 4 2.66Ghz, 512Mb RAM, 128Mb GeForce4 MX440 graphics, Windows XP
Since May 2003: Intel Pentium 4 2.6Ghz, 512Mb RAM, 128Mb ATI Radeon 9600TX graphics, Windows XP
Since Jun 2002: Intel Pentium III 600Mhz, 384Mb RAM, Windows 98 SE, 64Mb ATI Radeon 8500LE
Since May 2000: Intel Pentium III 600Mhz, 384Mb RAM, Windows 98 SE, Voodoo 3 3000 AGP
The Italian Job: You know the film,
you know Michael Caine and you know the catchphrases, but what does a
console get out of a conversion from a 1969 movie? Basically, Driver,
but set a decade before.
The biggest problem with this game is the visuals. Maybe I just don't remember
the Playstation's graphics ever being as blocky as this, but as cars zoom
off into the distance they just become an indistinguishable mash of pixels.
You can make out the various landmarks, but only when you're getting
considerably close to them. Given that the PS2 has been out for nearly a year,
why didn't this game get released on that platform?
There are 16 levels to work through when trying to behave like the film,
as well as the other standard options that accompany this sort of game including
a free run of the city (ie. practice).
