Girls of the Hard Rock
aren't just there to get your rock hard, but of the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino
in Las Vegas.
This DVD would have you believe the girls inhabit the casino 24/7, be it
on stage playing guitar, dancing about outside, or just jiggling about for the
camera in the nude.
Given the Playboy name, there's many a scenario, such as Lady Luck, Web-cam
Encounter and Room Service, featuring airbrushed babes getting naked,
often with each other, and posing for the camera in slow motion... but there's
no actual sex so don't go expecting full-on hard (rock) lesbian action. It's
titilation and nothing more.
Coyote Ugly was never like this.
The picture is fullscreen and fine, although, being filmed in America is looks
a little too soft, as it's been shot on NTSC and converted to PAL.
The sound is Dolby Digital 2.0 (Dolby Surround) and is clear enough, but
isn't used to any great degree.
Would you like a solo on her guitar?
Extras are brief - a Picture Gallery with a dozen or so pictures and
Trailers for this DVD and American Beauties, California Girls, Red Hot Redheads,
Sexcetera, Girls Down Under and Playmates Bustin Out.
There are 9 chapters to choose from, subtitles are absent and the
menus are static and silent.
The easy way to massage,
Overall :
No doubt this will sell by the truckload - and the quality's certainly no
better or worse than you'd find in the TV broadcasts - but as is the way
of the stupid-heads at the BBFC, you won't see anything too exciting, and
compared to proper porn, Playboy is just too goody-goody these days.
Not one to buy, just toss 'em a few quid for a cheap wank.., erm, rental.
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