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Dan Owen reviews

Johnny English

He Knows No Fear.
He Knows No Danger. He Knows Nothing.

Viewed at Swindon, Cineworld

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  • Running time: 85 minutes
  • Year: 2003
  • Released: 11th April 2003
  • Widescreen Ratio: 1.85:1

Director: Peter Howitt (Antitrust, Johnny English, Sliding Doors)

Screenplay: William Davies, Neal Purvis & Robert Wade (The World is Not Enough)

Cast:

    Johnny English: Rowan Atkinson
    Bough: Ben Miller
    Pascal Sauvage: John Malkovich
    Lorna Campbell: Natalie Imbruglia
    Vendetta: Douglas McFerren
    Pegasus: Tim Pigott-Smith
    Prime Minister: Kevin McNally

In the 90s Rowan Atkinson starred in a series of successful adverts for Barclaycard, posing as an incompetent secret agent. Now Atkinson's creation gets a cinematic outing (sans Barclaycard plugging) in director Peter Howitt's pastiche of modern James Bond.

Atkinson plays MI7 secret agent Johnny English, a bungling idiot with aspirations to become the debonair "Agent One". His dreams come true when the entire division of British agents are killed in a bombing, and English becomes the only replacement - quickly becoming embroiled in the robbery of the Crown Jewels...

In a world where Mike Myers has already conquered the worldwide box-office with his affectionate Bond spoof Austin Powers, the likes of Johnny English is forced to take a different tact. Here, the obligatory espionage jokes are wheeled out (although showing considerably restraint). Atkinson's character is his familiar brand of Blackadder outer-cool and Mr Bean inner-idiocy, a total opposite to Myers' Powers, and the film's contemporary setting is another strong difference.

But, despite its satisfying differences to similarly-themed movies, Johnny English just struggles to find laughs. Tellingly to the movie's genesis, the whole exercise tends to consist of advert-length set-pieces, most mildly amusing yet painfully predictable.

Peter Howitt's direction is very good, bringing pace and visual spark to a film blessed with higher-than-usual production values for a British film. The plot is a good-natured romp from some accomplished Bond screenwriters - but utterly ridiculous. This tone would work if the movie was attempting to be Naked Gun-style zany, but fails because of Johnny English's more serious attitude.



The supporting cast are good, but wasted. Ben Miller is pushed into the background by Atkinson on too many occasions, meaning a potentially funny double-act never arises. But the real downer for Miller is that his character was far funnier in the adverts from where he originated!
(DVDfever Ed: "And he was played by Henry Naylor!")

Likewise, Natalie Imbruglia (ex-Neighbours, occasional pop star) shows great ability and beauty, but is only used as window-dressing. A romantic angle with English is badly fudged early on - completely sidelining a rich vein of comedy that would have felt fresh amidst the endless pratfalls and 'wrong end of the stick'-style guffaws.

Eccentric American actor John Malkovich (Dangerous Liaisons) adds another seething villain to his repertoire, this time cursed with a ludicrously bad French accent. It's amusing to find that while US films consistently cast Brits as villains; we don't repay the favour here - instead opting to trounce the French!

Overall, Johnny English is an over-eager failure. But it's not without its moments. A spiritedly funny chase sequence through London and some mishaps with a muscle-relaxant both hint at the potential that was smothered by a ridiculously unbelievable plot, a snubbed supporting cast and general lack of consistent (and original) gags that aren't signposted.

Still, with some product placement, this could have been the greatest Barclaycard commercial ever!


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