I've played some piss-poor games in my time, but Die Hard:
Nakatomi Plaza really takes the biscuit.
Based on the 1988 classic action film, you play John McClane and begin walking
into the Plaza reception after being dropped off by chauffeur Argyle, look up your
wife's (maiden) name, go up the lift, past the suspicious looking attendant,
be welcomed by Mr Takagi, set off the fire alarm, see the electric saw spin
and later watch Holly's boss have his brains blown out, etc.
Sadly, that's where the entertaining part ends. You are greeted by a
bastardised version of Beethoven's Ode to Joy, so they don't have to
pay for using it and the action allegedly is set on all 40 levels of the building,
but, from what I could stomach of it, the constant trapsing round a bland, dull, grey
set of plasterboards was repetitive and painful to endure. It also makes for
a depressingly linear game... so many doors to choose from, but all but one
that lead anywhere are locked(!) Reminds me of
Resident Evil: Survivor,
Add to this 3D graphics which are on a par with
Daikatana,
sluggish movement - even when running - plus it's difficult to even walk through
a door sometimes: Move forward against a wall
and the screen will jump like a stuck record making you traverse the same short
piece of ground again and again until you move out of the way, rather than
letting you creep along the wall.
If you get jumped on by the baddies they'll riddle you with bullets and you'll
be lucky to have the merest chance of hitting many of them, although if you get
the chance it is fun to hit them with the axe.
The original Die Hard Trilogy was excellent, but this doesn't even come
close to meeting the initial section which was also based on McClane's first
outing.
I could say that at least this game only costs £19.99, but then so does
the Special Edition DVD and you'd be far better advised to buy that.
GRAPHICS SOUND EFFECTS AND MUSIC PLAYABILITY ENJOYMENT
DVDs reviewed by the editor are watched on a Panasonic TXW32R4 32" widescreen TV
connected to either a Creative Dxr2 DVD-ROM player or Microsoft Xbox and
played through a Sony STR-DB930 amplifier.
PC games reviewed by the editor are on:
Since Nov 2005: Intel Pentium D 830 3.0Ghz, 1Gb RAM, 128Mb nVidia GeForce 6700XL, Windows XP
Since Aug 2003: Intel Pentium 4 2.66Ghz, 512Mb RAM, 128Mb GeForce4 MX440 graphics, Windows XP
Since May 2003: Intel Pentium 4 2.6Ghz, 512Mb RAM, 128Mb ATI Radeon 9600TX graphics, Windows XP
Since Jun 2002: Intel Pentium III 600Mhz, 384Mb RAM, Windows 98 SE, 64Mb ATI Radeon 8500LE
Since May 2000: Intel Pentium III 600Mhz, 384Mb RAM, Windows 98 SE, Voodoo 3 3000 AGP