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Cybersex

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  • Cat.no: DV 1019
  • Cert: 18
  • Running time: 70 minutes
  • Year: 1999
  • Pressing: 2000
  • Region(s): 2 (UK PAL)
  • Chapters: 8 plus extras
  • Sound: Dolby Digital 2.0 (Dolby Surround)
  • Languages: English
  • Subtitles: None
  • Fullscreen: 4:3
  • 16:9-enhanced: No
  • Macrovision: Yes
  • Disc Format: DVD 5
  • Price: £19.99
  • Extras : Scene index, Cyber Gallery

  • Director:

      Brad Armstrong

    Cast:

      Crystal Gold, Anna Malle, Jessica James,
      Marc Wallace, Vince Voyeur, Hank Armstrong, Joey Silvera


Cybersex: what image does it conjure up? The internet? Virtual Sex? Something along those lines.

In this film, it's not just pornographic pictures that the men in this film get to download, but hot chick androids (it says here). It all begins when Bill gets online and meets Tracey. Alas, she's just a cyborg in a lab but she's just a click away. On these websites, there's no need to type in your credit card number or divulge your address in order to get a free shag.

The action is mostly male-female but there is a lesbo scene included.


film pic


Presented in fullscreen, the picture is everything you'd expect from a standard NTSC-to-PAL conversion. It's okay, but nothing outstanding and there's no obvious artifacts on view. The average bitrate is a very good 7.5Mb/s and if you have a widescreen TV and want to zoom in on the picture, don't let me stop you.

The sound quality is fine and contains the usual 'ooh' and 'aah' (and 'just a little bit') sounds from the cast. If you also hear the sound of one hand clapping, don't tell me :)


film pic


Extras :

Chapters :

There are only 8 chapters to the disc, dividing the film up into separate per-shag sections.

Languages & Subtitles :

English dialogue and the occasional primitive grunt. No subtitles.

Cyber Gallery :

This is just a series of pictures grouped together over three pages and they're all included in this review.

Menu :

Static and silent with choices to start the film from scratch, select a scene or view the cyber gallery.


film pic


Overall, this is standard American porn fare, but as the BBFC don't like to see erect willies (perhaps they're too afraid to make "big dick"s of themselves ?) or penetration then it kind of negates the point of watching it in the first place.

Note that according to the BBFC website, not a single second was cut from this title. However, they must have received the film pre-censored by M.I.A.

FILM CONTENT
PICTURE QUALITY
SOUND QUALITY
EXTRAS



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Review copyright © Dominic Robinson, 2000.

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