Dom Robinson reviews
The Battleships
Distributed by
Laserlight
Cert:
Cat.no: 82118
Running time: 205 minutes
Year: 2000
Pressing: 2000
Region(s): 2, PAL
Chapters: 44 plus extras
Sound: Dolby Digital 2.0 (Stereo)
Languages: English
Subtitles: None
Fullscreen: 4:3
16:9-Enhanced: No
Macrovision: Yes
Disc Format: DVD 9
Price: £19.99
Extras: Photo Gallery
Narrator:
Music:
At the rate of a year-per-minute, Battleships
is a history of said war-mongering devices from 1800 to the present day
including the Mary Rose, HMS Victory, HMS Queen Elizabeth and the Bismarck.
Narrated by Robyn Williams (no, not that one), this series provides
all the info you'd need if your only experience of battleships is the pencil
and paper game you used to play or the electronic version which made cool
noises, but it'll mainly appeal to those who are old enough to remember the
two World Wars which get mentioned along the way, including the Queen Mother
who turned 21 just as the very first ship rolled off the production line
at the start of the 19th Century.
Marvel at the muzzle-loading cannons, the 18-inch guns, the rocket launchers
and missiles, the competition they face from more superior forms of attack
such as submarines and fighter planes, but it glosses over the fact that
they're completely useless when up against the time-travel doobery used in
The Philadelphia Experiment .
I didn't see this programme on TV but I presume the 4:3 fullscreen ratio
seen here is how it was presented on TV. Usually most documentaries are shot
in 16:9 nowadays, but those that largely contain 4:3 footage will be edited
that way. There's no problem with artifacts, but the quality of the image on
screen is down to the varying nature of the archive footage used.
The average bitrate for each episode 4.86Mb/s.
As for sound, stereo won't make a great deal of difference here but it keeps
the narration clear. This isn't a DVD with which to show off your home cinema
system, but those buying it will know that already and can rest assured that
nothing looks in any way less than it ought. As a result, if this DVD tickles
your fancy don't be put off by the middle-of-the-road scores since the content
is the main one to take notice of and if the subject is up your street you
can't go far wrong.
The only extra is a Photo Gallery for many of the battleships featured
with brief accompanying info. However, in similar fashion to many documentaries,
you could argue that the "extras" score isn't really applicable here because
it just adds more information to the heaps of facts and figures already
supplied.
Sadly, the disc has no subtitles but it has some rousing classical music over
the main menu - including a snatch of Wagner 's Ride of the Valkyries ,
the tune used in the helicopter sequence during
Apocalypse Now -
and a decent number of chapters (11 per episode).
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SOUND QUALITY
EXTRAS
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Review copyright © Dominic Robinson, 2001.
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