Dom Robinson reviews
Anna Nicole Smith: Exposed
Welcome to her private universe.
Distributed by
Planet Distribution
Anna Nicole Smith: Exposed
is a DVD combining Playboy-esque soft-focus images of Anna doing
her thing, as well as the 'thing' of men or women, whether it's having simulated
outdoor sex with a bloke or sharing a frothy foam bath with her chambermaid.
There's also a clip of a dreadful film called Skyscraper in which
she stars. No cliches left unturned!
Also incoporated is her Video Calendar which takes you behind the scenes
as she goes through each month in turn with footage of the photo shoot.
# "Sing blue silver..." #
I have no complaints with the picture quality, but it's not the most
outstanding DVD you'll see all year. Presented in fullscreen you could zoom
it in to fill your widescreen TV if you so desire.
The average bitrate is an above-average 5.4Mb/s.
The sound format isn't stated on the cover, but it's most likely stereo.
Twee dialogue and even tweer (is there such a word?) music in the background
don't win this section many points.
Extras :
Chapters :
There's a decent number of chapters - 21 - which cover the 12 Video Calendar
sections, the 8 Playboy copies and the closing credits. There are two chapter
selection menus as a result, but within the film you can skip to whichever of
21 you prefer.
Languages & Subtitles :
Language in country-girl American, with no subtitles.
Menu :
The menu is static and silent, with the basic options.
So, THIS is what they meant by 'Room Service' ?!
Overall, fans of
Playboy: The Best of Anna Nicole Smith
will no doubt lap this up, but it's a bit of nonsense that is probably best
aged at the early teen market for all the angst-ridden mob who think that
all women really are this sensual.
I have to take issue with Anna on her comment that she starts each day
by masturbating as it's such a refreshing start to the morning. I thought the
idea was for it to put you back to sleep. Then again, if she was in my bedroom
doing the do...
DVDs reviewed by the editor are watched on a Panasonic TXW32R4 32" widescreen TV
connected to either a Creative Dxr2 DVD-ROM player or Microsoft Xbox and
played through a Sony STR-DB930 amplifier.
