So, a bad film with its only saving grace being Spike's Dedee Pfeiffer-esque girlfriend
Suzie (Lezlie Deane), who realises that calories are the least of her worries when
she cooks up a microwaved TV dinner.
However, that boon is diluted completely when the film turns out to be so badly censored
that the more gross parts are completely removed and scenes jump inexplicably so that they
no longer make sense. One minute a guy was lying unconscious on the floor, next a loud voice
starting screaming as their hand was being ripped off. Crap continuity abounds too - one guy
is impaled on a cinema's neon billboard which frazzles the whole thing. A few minutes later
and the camera is on the cinema again, but ooh look, the guy's gone and the lights are
restored (!)
In addition, with poor picture and sound and next-to-no extras, they
should be charging people to take this away!
As of April 2009, Blu-rays and DVDs reviewed by the editor are watched on a Panasonic TH-37PX80B
37" Plasma TV with a Sony BDP-1500 Blu-ray player and played through a Yamaha DSP-AX820 amplifier.
PC games reviewed by the editor are on:
Since Jan 2011: Intel Quad Core Dell XPS 8100, i7 CPU 860 @ 2.80Ghz, 8Gb RAM, nVidia GeForce GTS 240, Windows 7
Since Nov 2005: Intel Pentium D 830 3.0Ghz, 1Gb RAM, 128Mb nVidia GeForce 6700XL, Windows XP
Since Aug 2003: Intel Pentium 4 2.66Ghz, 512Mb RAM, 128Mb GeForce4 MX440 graphics, Windows XP
Since May 2003: Intel Pentium 4 2.6Ghz, 512Mb RAM, 128Mb ATI Radeon 9600TX graphics, Windows XP
Since Jun 2002: Intel Pentium III 600Mhz, 384Mb RAM, Windows 98 SE, 64Mb ATI Radeon 8500LE
Since May 2000: Intel Pentium III 600Mhz, 384Mb RAM, Windows 98 SE, Voodoo 3 3000 AGP
