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CHART TIME !

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(!!! - Single Of The Week!!!)
(:O === the current all-time hate that makes even my smilie want to hurl!)
( (R) - Repeat., ie. a re-release)

A brief analysis on the current chart situation...

7 new, 2 chart entries and 0 re-entering :

• 1 Tinie Tempah - Pass Out
• 8 Naughty Boy Presents Wiley feat. Emeli Sande - Never Be Your Woman
• 9 Boyzone - Gave It All Away
• 12 Gramophonedzie - Why Don't You
• 13 Daisy Dares You Feat. Chipmunk - Number One Enemy
• 23 (43 CH) Black Eyed Peas - Rock That Body
• 34 Mary J Blige - I Am
• 37 (51 CH) Mumford & Sons - The Cave
• 38 Glee Cast - Defying Gravity

so the following dropped out :

• 40 Cheryl Cole - Fight For This Love
• 39 Glee Cast - It's My Life/Confessions Part II
• 38 Muse - The Resistance
• 36 Chris Brown - Crawl
• 34 The Saturdays - Ego
• 33 Jay-Z Feat. Mr Hudson - Young Forever
• 32 Alexandra Burke - Broken Heels
• 28 Jedward Feat. Vanilla Ice - Under Pressure (Ice Ice Baby)
• 27 Example - Won't Go Quietly

6 climbing :

• 2 (3) Rihanna - Rude Boy
• 10 (11) Cheryl Cole - Parachute
• 17 (26) Kesha Feat. 30H!3 - Blah Blah Blah
• 18 (22) Young Money Feat. Lloyd - Bedrock
• 31 (37) Lady Gaga feat. Beyonce - Telephone
• 33 (35) Pixie Lott - Gravity

1 not moving :

• 4 Ellie Goulding - Starry Eyed

and 24 going down.

Big fallers include:

• 14 (7) Sugababes - Wear My Kiss
• 19 (14) Leona Lewis - I Got You
• 26 (9) Global Stars Helping Haiti - Everybody Hurts
• 32 (19) Lemar - The Way Love Goes
• 35 (25) Glee Cast - Halo/Walking On Sunshine
• 39 (29) Alphabeat - Hole In My Heart

New entries from No.41-75 :

• 44 Jason Derulo - Ridin' Solo
• 58 David Guetta feat. Kid Cudi - Memories
• 71 Sharleen Spiteri - Xanadu
• 75 Avril Lavigne - Alice

Of this week's highlights and lowlights...

Alexandra Burke: Bad Boys [Overcome] 64 (56) Alexandra Burke feat. Flo-rida - Bad Boys Leona-lite wails away about how exciting it is to be with bad boys... Yawn. Click here to see the video

Black Eyed Peas: Meet Me Halfway [The END] 51 (46) Black Eyed Peas - Meet Me Halfway Meh. Click here to see the video

Cheryl Cole: Fight For This Love [3 Words] 49 (40) Cheryl Cole - Fight For This Loves Fight for this love? Erm... she's just split from Cashley Cole! Click here to see the video

Black Eyed Peas: I Gotta Feeling [The END] 48 (41) Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling Hmm... starts off tedious and repetitive... and just gets worse from there. "Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, do it, do it." No, let's not. Click here to see the video

Iyaz: Replay 29 (24) Iyaz - Replay Mediocre pretty-boy pop. Click here to see the video

Helping Haiti: Everybody Hurts 26 (9) Helping Haiti: Everybody Hurts I've given money directly to the cause already and if I do some more then I'll do the same again. I won't be buying this turgid crap. In fact, I have to rush to turn over the TV channel when it comes on. I don't want Cowell's karaoke chicken-in-a-basket-style entertainers Leona and Leona II murdering a classic. I could fart a better version! Click here to see the original video

Lady Gaga: Bad Romance [The Fame Monster] 24 (20) Lady Gaga - Bad Romance *2nd week at No.1* Ridiculous video. Ridiculous song. What a load of junk. Click here to see the video

Owl City: Fireflies [Ocean Eyes] 11 (8) Owl City - Fireflies Autotuned all the way up its own ass, the end result isn't bad but it isn't going to win any awards, either. Click here to see the video

Jason Derulo: In My Head [Jason Derulo] 3 (1) Jason Derulo - In My Head Usual dance-pop bland nonsense from a man so insecure he even has to sing his own name at the start of the song. Click here to see the video

Tinie Tempah: Pass Out 1 Tinie Tempah: Pass Out *1st week at No.1* Who the fuck is buying this shitty pop song? Click here to see the video

New releases :

All the new releases info comes courtesy of Haven Forum.co.uk

Goldfrapp: Rocket [Head First]

Mar 8th:

Beverley Knight – Soul Survivor (EP)
Boys Like Girls – Love Drunk
Fanfarlo - Harold T Wilkins (7”)
Florence & The Machine - Hurricane Drunk
French Horn Rebellion - Beaches & Friends
Gabriella Cilmi - On A Mission
General Fiasco – Ever So Shy
Goldfrapp – Rocket
Kid Sister – Daydreaming
Stevie Hoang - No Coming Back

Mar 15th:

Ash – tba (7”)
Cheryl Cole – Parachute
Chris Brown – Crawl
Craig David – One More Lie (Standing In The Shadows)
Mr Hudson – Anyone But Him
Music Go Music – Light Of Love
Sabrina Washington - OMG

Mar 22nd:

Alex Gardner - I'm Not Mad
Plan B – She Said
Sarah Blasko – We Won’t Run

Coming soon:

Adam Lambert – For Your Entertainment
Agnes – On And On
Alcazar – Burning
Alicia Keys - Try Sleeping With A Broken Heart
Amerie – Heard ‘Em All [5th Apr]
Anna Abreu – Music Everywhere
Ash – War With Me (7”) [29th Mar]
Avril Lavigne - Alice (Underground) [Feb/Mar]
Biffy Clyro – Bubbles [26th Apr]
Bon Jovi – Superman Tonight
Boyzone - Give It All Away
Cicada – One Beat Away
Daisy Dares You – Rosie [17th May]
Diana Vickers – Once [19th Apr]
Frank Turner - Isabel
GIL feat Bluey Robinson - Gotta Be A Way [Feb]
Gucci Mane feat Usher – Spotlight
Hot Club De Paris - The Rise And Inevitable Fall Of The High School Suicide Cluster Band (EP)
Jessie Malakouti - Standing Up For The Lonely
Kate Nash - Do-Wah Do
Katie Melua - tba [May]
Leona Lewis - Outta My Head
Liz McClarnon - Not In Love
Miley Cyrus – When I Look At You [29th Mar]
Nadine Coyle – tba [Mar]
Paul Weller - Wake The Nation / No Tears Left To Cry [5th Apr]
Scooter - The Sound Above My Hair
Scouting For Girls - This Ain't A Love Song [29th Mar]
Shontelle – Licky
Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Bittersweet [Apr]
Stevie Hoang – I’ll Be Fine [May]
Toni Braxton – Woman [May]
The Veronicas - Everything I'm Not

Top 75 ALBUM chart analysis :

Sharleen Spiteri: The Movie Songbook This week there are new entries for : 1 Ellie Goulding - Lights 8 Jason Derulo - Jason Derulo 11 John Barrowman - John Barrowman 13 Sharleen Spiteri - The Movie Songbook 25 Simply Red - Songs of Love 26 Groove Armada - Black Light 27 Dean Martin - That's Amore 28 Joanna Newsom - Have One On Me 39 Alphabeat - The Beat Is 40 Matt Monro - The Greatest 45 Carly Simon - Never Been Gone 46 Two Door Cinema Club - Tourist History 61 Frightened Rabbit - The Winter Of Mixed Drinks 64 Turin Brakes - Outbursts

Ellie Goulding: Lights The top 10 goes like this : 1 Ellie Goulding - Lights 2 Lady Gaga The Fame 3 Alicia Keys The Element Of Freedom 4 Glee Cast Glee - The Music - Season One - Vol 1 5 Florence & The Machine Lungs 6 Paolo Nutini - Sunny Side Up 7 10 22 Mumford & Sons Sigh No More 8 Jason Derulo - Jason Derulo 9 Rihanna - Rated R 10 Andre Rieu - Forever Vienna

New releases :

All the new releases info comes courtesy of Haven Forum.co.uk

Jimi Hendrix: Valleys Of Neptune Mar 8th: Airbourne - No Guts No Glory Amy MacDonald – tba Andrew Lloyd Webber – Love Never Dies The Automatic - Tear the Signs Down Barb Jungr - The Men I Love: The New American Songbook The Besnard Lakes - Are The Roaring Night Black Rebel Motorcycle Club – Beat The Devil’s Tattoo Crookers - Tons Of Friends Jimi Hendrix – Valleys Of Neptune Liars – Sisterworld Owl City – Ocean Eyes Pavement - Quarantine The Past: The Best Of Sugababes – Sweet 7 Teenage Fanclub - Shadows Usher – Raymond vs Raymond Mar 15th: Boys Like Girls – Love Drunk Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip – Logic Of Chance Thomas White - The Maximalist Mar 22nd: Autechre - Oversteps Bee Gees – Mythology: The 50th Anniversary Collection (4CD) Craig David – Signed Sealed Delivered Dillinger Escape Plan - Option Paralysis Gabriella Cilmi – Ten General Fiasco – Buildings Goldfrapp – Head First Jonsi – Go Kid Sister – Ultraviolet Music Go Music – Expressions Serena Maneesh - No 2: Abyss In B Minor Uffie - Sex, Dreams & Denim Jeans Coming soon: 1 Giant Leap – What About Me? Adam Lambert – For Your Entertainment [12th Apr] Agnes – Dance Love Pop [29th Mar] Alex Roots - Adrenaline Rush Amy Winehouse – tba Anna Abreu – Just A Pretty Face Arcade Fire - tba [May] Audio Bullys – Sunday Night Fever [Mar] Avril Lavigne – tba Beastie Boys – Hot Sauce Committee Part 1 Big Boi - Sir Luscious Left Foot Son Of Chico Dusty Blondie – tba Booty Luv – tba Britney Spears – tba [May] Bryan Ferry – tba Cherri V - Fast Cars Silk Sheets and Favourite Guys Christina Aguilera – Bionic [Mar] Clipse – Till The Casket Drops [29th Mar] Coheed And Cambria - Year Of The Black Rainbow [Apr] Coldplay – tba The Count & Sinden – tba Courtney Love – Nobody’s Daughter Daisy Dares You – tba [24th May] Dani Harmer – Superheroes The Days - Atlantic Skies Deftones – Eros [Feb] Diana Vickers – tba [26th Apr] The Divine Comedy – tba Dolly Rockers – tba Doves – Best Of Dragonette – Fixin’ To Thrill Eli “Paperboy” Reed – Come And Get It [5th Apr] Ella Chi – On The Radar Eminem – Relapse 2 [Feb] Erykah Badu – New Amerykah Part Two: Return Of The Ankh [Feb] Eve – Flirt Example – Won’t Go Quietly Faithless – tba Fields – Hollow Mountains Findlay Brown - Love Will Find You Five For Fighting – Slice Fran Healy - Wreckorder Frankmusik – Follow The Leader Futureheaads – tba Gary Numan - Prospects And Lies Gary Numan - Splinter Gil Scott-Heron - I'm New Here Girls Can't Catch – tba Good Charlotte – Cardiology [Mar/Apr] Gorillaz - Plastic Beach Hannah – tba Helen Love – Stick It (f*** Off) Hot Club De Paris – tba [Feb] Hurts – tba [May] Interpol – tba Ivyrise – Worldwide James – The Night Before [5th Apr] Jeff Beck – tba Jennifer Lopez – Love? Joanna Newsom - Have One On Me Joe McElderry – tba John & Jehn - Time For The Devil [29th Mar] Johnny Flynn – tba [May] JoJo - All I Want Is Everything Julian Perretta – Out Of My Head [Mar] Julian Velard – The Planeteer Juliana Hatfield - Peace And Love [Feb] Justin Lee Collins – Another Side Kate Nash – tba Katie Melua – tba [May] Keane - Night Train [May] Keisha Buchanan – tba Kid British – It Was This Or Football: Second Half Kylie Minogue – tba Ladytron – Best Of LCD Soundsystem – tba [Mar] Lifehouse – Smoke & Mirrors Limp Bizkit – Gold Cobra Livvi Franc - Underground Sunshine Lucky Soul – A Coming Of Age [5th Apr] MadM (Melissa Auf der Maur) - Out Of Our Minds Madonna - Sticky & Sweet Tour [29th Mar] The Magic Numbers – tba Marc Almond – Variete McFly – tba MGMT – Congratulations Mini Viva – tba [Mar] Missy Elliott – Block Party Mpho – Pop Art My Chemical Romance - tba Nelly Furtado – tba Nicole Scherzinger - Her Name Is Nicole Of Montreal – tba P Diddy – Last Train To Paris Patrick Wolf - The Conqueror Paul Heaton – tba Paul Weller – Wake Up The Nation [12th Apr] Peggy Sue – Fossils And Other Phantoms [5th Apr] Pendulum – Immersion [May] Plan B – The Defamation of Strickland Banks [5th Apr] Pugwash - Eleven Modern Antiquities [Mar] Raghav – Identity [Jun] Raygun – Raygun Red Box – Plenty Richard Ashcroft – Redemption [Mar] Roots – How I Got Over Rose Elinor Dougall - Without Why Rox – Memoirs [Mar] Rufus Wainwright – All Days Are Nights: Songs for Lulu Russell Watson – tba [Oct] Ruth Lorenzo – tba [Mar] Sarah Blasko – As Day Follows Night [5th Apr] School Of Seven Bells - Disconnect From Desire Scissor Sisters – tba [Mar] Scouting For Girls - Everybody Wants To Be On TV [12th Apr] Shania Twain – tba Sharon Corr – tba She & Him – Volume 2 [5th Apr] Skint & Demoralised - Love And Other Catastrophes Slash – Slash Sophie Ellis-Bextor - tba Steve Mason – Boys Outside [Mar] Stevie Hoang – tba [May] Stone Sour – tba [Aug] The Streets - Computers And Blues [Feb] Supergrass - Release the Drones Ting Tings – Kunst To Rococo Rot – Speculation [29th Mar] Twiggy Frostbite – Through Fire U2 – Songs Of Ascent [Jun] Ultravox – Live At The Roundhouse Unkle – tba [Apr] We Are Scientists - Dishwalla The Yummy Fur – Piggy Wings: Best Of [Jan] 2010: Adam Green – Minor Love [Jan] Aerosmith – tba All Angels – Fly Away [11th Jan] Alphabeat – The Spell [25th Jan] Amy Winehouse – tba Babybird - Ex-Maniac [Feb] Basia Bulat - Heart Of My Own [25th Jan] Bee Gees – Mythology: The 50th Anniversary Collection (4CD) [Mar] Black Box – Greatest Hits [1st Feb] Booty Luv – tba Boys Like Girls – Love Drunk Charlotte Gainsbourg - tba [Jan] Christina Aguilera – tba Cobra Starship – Hot Mess [18th Jan] Corinne Bailey Rae – The Sea [1st Feb] Crookers - Tons Of Friends [18th Jan] David Bowie - A Reality Tour [25th Jan] The Days - Atlantic Skies Delphic – Acolyte [11th Jan] Diana Vickers – tba The Divine Comedy – tba Doves – Best Of [Jan] Dr Dre – Detox Eels - End Times [18th Jan] Ellie Goulding – tba Erik Hassle – Pieces [15th Feb] Esmee Denters - Outta Here [11th Jan] Faithless – tba Field Music – Measure [15th Feb] Final Fantasy – Heartland [11th Jan] Florence Rawlings - A Fool In Love [Jan] Futureheaads – tba Fyfe Dangerfield – Fly Yellow Moon [Jan] Gary Numan - Prospects And Lies Gary Numan - Splinter General Fiasco - Buildings Gil Scott-Heron - I'm New Here Girls Can't Catch – tba Good Charlotte – Cardiology [Mar/Apr] Good Shoes – No Hope No Future [18th Jan] Groove Armada - Black Light [Feb] Hot Club De Paris – tba [Feb] The Hot Rats – Turn Ons [Jan] Jack Savoretti - Harder Than Easy Jay Sean – All Or Nothing [15th Feb] Jennifer Lopez – tba JoJo - All I Want Is Everything Julian Perretta – Out Of My Head [Feb] Juliana Hatfield - Peace And Love [Feb] Kate Nash – tba Keisha Buchanan – tba Kylie Minogue – tba Laura Veirs – July Flame [11th Jan] LCD Soundsystem – tba [Mar] Lightspeed Champion - Life Is Sweet Nice To Meet You [1st Feb] Los Campesinos – Romance Is Boring [1st Feb] LostProphets – The Betrayed [18th Jan] The Magic Numbers – tba Massive Attack – Weather Underground [Feb] MGMT – Congratulations Midlake - The Courage of Others [1st Feb] Mini Viva – tba Missy Elliott – Block Party [Jan] Natalie Imbruglia – Come To Life [1st Feb] Nelly Furtado – tba Ocean Colour Scene – Saturday [1st Feb] OK Go – Influence Of The Blue Ray Of The Sunlight & Of The Blue Colour Of The Sky [18th Jan] Owl City – Ocean Eyes [Jan] Patrizio Buanne – Patrizio Peggy Sue – Fossils And Other Phantoms R Kelly – Untitled [18th Jan] Roots – How I Got Over Rose Elinor Dougall - Without Why Scissor Sisters – tba [Mar] Shakespears Sister - Songs From The Red Room Shania Twain – tba Sharon Corr – tba Skint & Demoralised - Love And Other Catastrophes The Soft Pack - The Soft Pack [1st Feb] Steve Mason – tba [Mar] The Streets - Computers And Blues [Feb] Sugababes – Sweet 7 [22nd Feb] These New Puritans – Hidden [18th Jan] Tom McRae – tba [Feb] Toni Braxton – tba [1st Mar] UB40 – Labour Of Love IV [Feb] Vampire Weekend – Contra [11th Jan] Yeasayer - Odd Blood [8th Feb] Review copyright © Dominic Robinson, 2010. 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