(* - my current favourites)
(!!! - Single Of The Week!!!)
(:O === the current all-time hate that makes even my smilie
want to hurl!)
( (R) - Repeat., ie. a re-release)
A brief analysis on the current chart situation...
13 new entries :
39 Ultrasound - Floodlit World
38 Roger Taylor - Surrender
34 Cypress Hill - Dr Greenthumb
23 Bus Stop - Jump
21 Bon Jovi - Real Life
19 Beverley Knight - Made It Back 99
16 Mariah Carey - I Still Believe
15 Reef - I've Got Something To Say
11 Another Level - Be Alone No More (remix)
7 Catatonia - Dead From The Waist Down
4 Various Artists - Thank Abba For The Music
3 Phats & Small - Turn Around
2 Eminem - My Name Is
so the following dropped out :
40 DJ Sakin - Protect Your Mind
39 Armand Van Halen - You Don't Know Me
38 Stereophonics - Just Looking
37 Cardigans - Erase/Rewind
35 Madonna - Nothing Really Matters
34 Brian Setzer Orchestra - Jump Jive N Wail
33 The Beautiful South - How Long's a Tear Take To Dry
32 Travis - Writing To Reach You
31 Feeder - Day In Day Out
30 Blondie - Maria
28 Roxette - Wish I Could Fly
27 Underworld - Push Upstairs
16 Aphex Twin - Windowlicker
0 climbers :
2 non-movers :
1 Mr Oizo
36 Lenny Kravitz
and 25 going down.
Big fallers include :
20 (10) Des'ree
New entries from No.41-75. See who missed out this time round :
52 Fool Boona - Popped!
53 Danny Tenaglia - Turn Me On
56 Incognito -Nights Over Egypt
59 Nine Yards - Matter Of Time
63 Kathy Brown - Joy
64 Technique - Sun is Shining
75 Neils Van Gogh - Pulverturm
Of this week's highlights and lowlights...
23 Bus Stop - Jump
Dance cover of the Van Halen classic. Haven't heard this, but if it's anything
like their "Kung Fu Fighting" cover, I don't want to.
21 Bon Jovi - Real Life
Oh dear. Once they were a regular stalwart of the Top 5 with new singles, but
let's hope this signals the end of their dry MOR run.
11 Another Level - Be Alone No More (remix)
Re-released for charidee. Take my advice and leave the single alone in the
shops.
7 Catatonia - Dead From The Waist Down *
I've only heard this once, when they were on TFI Friday, and it's another top
track. Certainly a lot better than most things in the chart.
4 Various Artists - Thank Abba For The Music
Did you see the Brits in February? I'm surprised they've taken so long to
release this, but it's the Abba tribute you heard then, sung by Steps, Billie,
Cleopatra and other one-name acts.
1 Mr Oizo - Flat Beat :O === *1st Week at No.1*
Who is Mr. Oizo? Seen the Levi's ads with the puppet tapping away to a
monotonous drum beat? That's the one. The puppet is "Flat Eric" and he is
apparently the latest trend, such that everything containing his image, eg.
T-shirts, are the hottest property in town.
Sad. Sad. Sad.
This is the 10th single to go straight in at No.1.
1. Fatboy Slim - Praise You
2. 911 - A Little Bit More
3. Offspring - Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)
4. Armand Van Helden featuring Duane Harden - You Don't Know Me
If anyone knows of a good site for new release info, please let me know
March 29th :
Cassius TBC
Catatonia Dead From The Waste Down
Cranberries TBC
Deetah El Paradiso
Des'ree You Gotta Be
Electronic Vivid
Heller, Pete Big Love
Lynden David Hall Medicine 4 My Pain
Marsden, Mathew Walk My Way
Texas Once in a Lifetime
April 5th :
A Love Supreme Niall Quinns Disco Pants
Abba Singles Box Set
Abi Thanking You
Alisha's Attic Barbarella
Archive Take My Head
Beber Juvenile Delinquent
Blackstreet Girlfriend/Boyfriend
Bleep & Booster Let The Bass Kick
Blood Just Say It
Brown, James Funk On Ah Roll
Common Like We Used To Say
Cranberries Promises
De Ice, Lennie We Are I.E.
Electronic Vivid
Fish Incomplete
Gene Fill Her Up
Glamma Kid Taboo
Grandmaster Flash The Message b/w
Grandmaster Flash White Lines b/w Scorpio
Hall, Lynden David Medicine 4 My Pain
Hand, Kelli Do It
Hill, Faith Let Me Let Go
Invisible Man Give a Little Love
Irresistible Force Fish Dances
Jade.ell Got To Let You Go
Luna Superfreaky Memories
Man Called Adam Duende Dubs (T. Middleton)
Marsden, Mathew Walk My Way
McCutcheon, Martine Perfect Moment
Monica Inside
More Rockers Cure
NYC Live & Direct I Want You
O'Brown, Wade No Other Woman
Pills Super Harmony
Porcupine Tree Piano Lessons
Positive Force We Got The Funk b/w
Shy FX Deja Vu Part 2 (Ltd. Edition)
Sonic Avengers Funk N Drive
Soul Dhamma Flower
Staton, Candi Love On Love
Stewart, Rod Faith Of The Heart
Sugarhill Gang Rapper's Delight b/w Apache
Trouble Funk Pump Me Up b/w
Underworld Born Slippy
Unity feat. Nicola Wish I Could Fly
Various Artists Six-Pack Sugar Hill Record Bag
Various Artists Hall Of Fame EP 3
Waits, Tom Hold On
West Street Mob Break Dance - Electric Boogie
Wilco Can't Stand It
XTC Easter Theatre
April 12th :
Ash Aphrodite
Baby DC Feat Imajin Bounce, Rock, Skate, Roll
Ben Folds Five Army
BMR Feat Felicia Check It Out
Brown, Jennifer Tuesday Afternoon
Cox, Carl Phuture 2000
Deetah El Paradiso
Desert Eagle Discs All Night Love
DJ Dado Ready Or Not
DJ SS SS Revenge
Eminem My Name is … (12")
Faithless Bring My family Back
Fridge, Ralph Paradise
Gus Gus Starlovers
Honeyz Love Of A Lifetime
Kawala Snowball
McAlmont Lose My Faith
Munroe, Hollis P I'm Lonely
Nail, Jimmy Blue Beyond The Grey
Oldfield, Mike Far Above The Clouds
Rico Attack Me
Ruff Driverz/Arrolla La Musica
S.O.L. (aka Oliver Lieb) Quantensprug
Sound 5 Ala Kaboo
Star Power X Ray OK (Remixes)
Straw Moving To California
Suede Electricity
Toybox Tarzan & Jane
UB40 Train Is Coming
Van Helden, Armand Flowerz
Various Artists 3 The Hard Way
April 19th :
3rd Storee If Ever
Adams, Bryan Cloud Number 9
Basement Jaxx Red Alert
Cake Never There
Calyx Acid Blues
Evans, Faith All Night Long
E-Z Rollers Walk This Land
Fatboy Slim Right Here, Right Now
Faultline Mute
Freddy Fresh feat. Badder Badder Schwing
Fun Lovin Criminals Korean Bodega
Happy Mondays The Boys Are Back In Town
Heller, Pete Big Love
Kings Of The Wild Frontier Trans Am
Leilani Do You Want Me
Mishka Give You All The Love
Pras What You Gonna Do
Revolutionary Corps Of… Pay Tha Wreck
Rhymes, Busta What's It Gonna Be
Salt N Pepa Push It '99
Shanks & Bigfoot Sweet Like Chocolate
Smith, Elliot Baby Britain
Texas In Our Lifetime
Westlife Swear It Again
April 26th :
911 Private Number
Backstreet Boys TBC
Camisra Clap Your Hands
Cassius Feeling For You
Cast Beat Mamma
Cube Scrounger
Da Click We R Da Click
Groove Armada If Everybody Looked
Indian Ropeman 66 Meters
Jamelia So High
Martin, Billy Ray Honey
Meja How Crazy Are You
Method Man Feat D'Angelo Break Ups 2 Make Ups
Moby Run On
Nas I Will Survive
Price, Kelly Secret Love
Shaker, Johnny Pearl River
Stoneproof Everything's Not You
Tilt Invisible
Vera Coche Carte Blanche
Victoria Fall
Yello vs. Hardfloor Vicious Games
May 5th :
A Old Folks
Bolland, CJ Ain't Gonna Be Me
Charlotte Skin
Chieftans Feat The Corrs I Know My Love
DJ Sakin TBC
Houston, Whitney My Love Is Your Love
Mike & The Mechanics TBC
Skunk Anansie Secretly
Stereophonics Pick A Part Thats New
Terrorvision TBC
Twain, Shania That Don't Impress Me Much
May 10th :
Beastie Boys TBC
Boyzone You Needed Me
Brown, Foxy (J.O.B) TBC
Gay Dad Joy
Halliwell, Geri TBC
Lucid Stay With Me Til Dawn
Morrison, Van Back On Top
Pavement Carrot Rope
Super Furry Animals Northern Lights
May 17th :
Blondie Nothing Is Real But The Girl
Moffats, The TBC
Shed 7 Disco Down
Supergrass TBC
Terry, Todd Let It Ride
Three Colours Red This Is My Time
May 24th :
Chemical Brothers TBC
Def Leppard TBC
Jamiroquai Canned Heat
Micronauts, The The Jag
Paradise Lost TBC
Vengaboys TBC
21st Century Girls TBC
Other forthcoming releases
APRIL :
I Know My Love - The Corrs (143/Lava/Atlantic)
[tba] - Tina Cousins (Ebul/Jive)
[tba] - Dope Smugglaz (Perfecto/Mushroom)
[tba] - Rob Dougan (Cheeky)
Mad Dog - Elastica (Deceptive)
My Love Is Your Love - Whitney Houston (Arista)
Viva La Radio - Lolly (Polydor)
Shut Your Mouth - Made In London (RCA)
[tba] - Martine McCutcheon (Innocent/Virgin)
[tba] - Jez Metcalf (Ebul/Jive)
[tba] - Ocean Colour Scene feat. P.P. Arnold (MCA)
[tba] - Pocket Size (EMI)
[tba] - Suede (Nude)
[tba] - Super Furry Animals (Creation)
[tba] - Supergrass (Parlophone)
[tba] - Teenage Rampage (19 Recs.)
[tba] - Westside (RCA)
We're Going Out - Younger Younger 28s (V2)
MAY :
The F-Word - Baby Bird (Echo)
Dove L'Amore - Cher (WEA)
[tba] - Collette (RCA)
Oh Jim - Gay Dad (London)
[tba] - Gintare (Parlophone)
[tba] - Johnson Brothers (WEA)
[tba] - Merz (Lotus/Epic)
Out Of Your Tree - Papa Mantra (Telstar)
[tba] - Adam Rickit (Polydor)
JUNE :
[tba] - Archive (Independiente)
[tba] - BB Mak (Telstar)
Big Boys Don't Cry - Lolly (Polydor)
This track hung around for two months, but I thought it would have done better
than it did, making No.14 in October last year. A fast-paced tune that's bound
to stop the radio station playing "Love Fool" AGAIN! I wish they'd dump that
one and play "Sick And Tired" instead. Much better.
About the video for "My Favourite Game", when I saw it on MTV it just showed
singer Nina driving her car down the highway, but there's a better promo (four
in all I understand) which features plenty of car crashes, ending with Nina
"car-surfing", resulting in her crashing and landing on the ground. Perhaps
that's the reason for her plaster cast.
It was followed up with "Erase/Rewind" (No.7, Mar 99) which was okay, but not
really special and a rather dull video.
Next question: why does Nina sometimes look a complete babe, and at other times,
when she's being interviewed, look like the complete opposite?
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